When Hank met Paris

[mjp]

Without a clue.

 

[chronic]

Wow, I didn't know Olaf was so fond of Boyz in da Hood.

And another thing... why are his feet smeared with dogshit???

 

[Ambreen]

Roni wrote well.
Instead of acting like children, you should moderate yourselves and try to understand each others.



Peace & Love, men

 

[chronic]

Instead of acting like children...

There's some history here that you wouldn't know about. Besides, we're all adults here... we're supposed to act like children.

On a happier note, someone should start a thread to keep track of all of the names that mjp is called when someone is pissed at him.

 

[Ambreen]

I didn't want to offend you, it's just that I don't appreciate the shape this thread has taken.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

most threads that Olaf posts in wind up like this.

we like to call it "Olaf being Olaf."

fair warning. ;)

 

[Olaf]

Well, truth is, I repsonded to this post quite legitimately, with my comment on Paris and how her BBF thing made me think of orwell and how brain washed she is, then that managed to get turned into a piss taking of Olaf for no reason. I mean, I take it on the chin, in the face, from the back, WHATEVER, but it gets quite tiring. When I'm told I'm the child, when in fact the opposite is true.

I mean, I don't take this thread that seriously, but ya know, trying to get a rapor with people here is like trying to light a fire in a rain storm without any matches.

Ya know. I expected more from the adults. But, I'm just a stray child, happy to endure sticks and stones.

p.S. My bare feet are covered in dog shit because I woke without socks in Buk.net. And the place seems to be covered in caca.

p.s. here here Ambreen. not a true word type in this place.


Yours, lovingly dumb,
Olaf and the mechanical giggles.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Olaf, I Like you. You are okay most of the time, but sometimes I have to look the other way when you get the dog shit all over your own feet. Are you or are you not a postman?
Paris Hilton is boring. That might be why we are giving Olaf the piss. Keep posting Olaf and we want to know when you are coming to the states to visit.

 

[mjp]

...I don't appreciate the shape this thread has taken.

You don't have to appreciate it, it is what it is. There are three years of history here, and you've been around for a few weeks. It's more than a little presumptuous to start lecturing us on behavior at this point.

I mean, I take it on the chin, in the face, from the back, WHATEVER, but it gets quite tiring.

I don't know how many other ways to tell you that you bring it on yourself. It's up to you to figure out why that may be. And as you can see, you poor, unfortunate martyr, you are not alone:

...someone should start a thread to keep track of all of the names that mjp is called when someone is pissed at him.

 

[Ambreen]

You don't have to appreciate it, it is what it is.

But it could have been prevented.

There are three years of history here,

I'm aware of it. I have read about you and all the work you have done for the site and I respect it. But...

and you've been around for a few weeks. It's more than a little presumptuous to start lecturing us on behavior at this point.

...It is not because I'm a new comer that I have no right to express myself when I see a thread that I have created turning into a mess.

I'm not a presumptuous person and I'm sorry if I've hurt you, that was not my aim.

 

[mjp]

It's more than a little presumptuous to start lecturing us on behavior at this point.

...It is not...

Yes, dear, it is.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

This can now be the Saint Olaf of Glasgow thread. Saint Olaf the patron saint of drunken postal poets and walkers in dog shit. A real postman wouldn't step in any.

 

[chronic]

I think it is true, that you sometimes come up somewhat ... well ... I dunno ... maybe clumsy? - no, that ain't the word. out of context / over the top? I really am not sure how to explain. over-sophisticated?

I think the words you're looking for are self-important and lacking a sense of humor about himself.

For gawds sake Olaf, just lighten up and everyone will just love you. You'll be irresistible. Really.

 

[roni]

... She's reading The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

this may be the reason ...

 

[Olaf]

I think the words you're looking for are self-important and lacking a sense of humor about himself.

For gawds sake Olaf, just lighten up and everyone will just love you. You'll be irresistible. Really.

Actually baby, this is what I was saying about the whole situation, you got it backwards. I laugh more often than fear and self-important? Not so. I know my shortcomings.

-

Paris is reading the Art of War, haha! Nice touch.

 

[mjp]

I know my shortcomings.

I don't think you do. You should pay attention to what chronic is saying.



And can we change your name to Saint Olaf of Glasgow? I like it. It would be a good start down the road of universal love and acceptance.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

In order to be canonized you would have to be dead. I am not suggesting that. Beyond that we could only call you Blessed Olaf of Glasgow until they determine you have lived...well here see this Canonization. Of course for our sake here, we could make you a Saint of Bukowski dot Net. Saint Olaf of Glasgow the patron saint of shortcomings and laughing at fear. Do be a good sport about this, shall you?

 

[Paddy]

Paris is hot.

 

[mjp]

I don't know, every time I've been there it's been cold. Not just weather-wise.

 

[Ambreen]

Something to warm you up :

 

[bospress.net]

It must be nice to be born filthy rich so that all kinds of things are handed to you regardless of your lack of qualifications or lask of any talent.

Wanna be an actress? Of course!

Wanna be a singer? Of course!

Wanna be the president? Of course!

Paris Hilton is famous for being famous and rich. That is it. No talent and not really that good looking...

Bill

 

[Mark73]

A pity so many fall for her. Being nothing is hip. I wanna be a rich bitch, too.
Empty headed, no idea. Dumb and happy.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

Being nothing is hip. I wanna be a rich bitch, too.
Empty headed, no idea. Dumb and happy.

who doesn't? but here we are, burdened with our genius. ;)

 

[Mark73]

Har har, to take delight in arrogance.

 

[Ambreen]

The film is a piece of shit but her death is worth being watched.

 

[Mark73]

Dying once is not enough for her. resurrection-then kill her again-resurrection-then kill her again. over and over again. It makes me smile, such a nice thought.

 

[bospress.net]

nice! that made my day..
Bill