Who would write the best introduction to Ham on Rye?

[Mrak Sarg]

I would love to hear anyone's recommendation for their dream introduction to Ham on Rye. Living people please.

 

[skiroomalum]

I guess that would have to be The Beast himself: Daniel Valdez.

 

[Taff]

Ken Bruen

 

[d gray]

Earl of Sandwich

 

[Black Swan]

mustard?

 

[skiroomalum]

I love mustard. It's the most underrated condiment. Guldens was the mustard of my youth, many fond memories.