WOMEN movie

mjp

mjp

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Wait - so that old man, father of our friend Ethan, is the one who sent me this?
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zigaro11@sbcglobal.net to mjpbooks 8:22 PM​
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You are one dumb sad sack of shit. I'm sure you already realize that .​
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Scrappy old bastard, isn't he?

I wonder if he would mind having a couch or refrigerator or something small like that delivered to his place? Only one way to find out, I suppose.
 
esart

esart

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Speaking of Women, if you guys were women carrying on like this, now is about the time where a guy would come along and interject cat noises. This has always pissed me off that when men get into stupid tiffs there's nobody there to make a cat noise, while us women ALWAYS have to hear some stupid guy make that cat noise pretty much every time we get into some kind of argument. So, I hereby begin the promotion of the "ding-dong" noise for men.
 
hoochmonkey9

hoochmonkey9

Art should be its own hammer.
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S

Stavrogin

Cute post, hooch. I was going to tell a certain someone to hush up and go fix a sammich. And then log out quickly and hide out for a few days.
 
Black Swan

Black Swan

Abord the Yorikke!
esart said:
Speaking of Women, if you guys were women carrying on like this, now is about the time where a guy would come along and interject cat noises. This has always pissed me off that when men get into stupid tiffs there's nobody there to make a cat noise, while us women ALWAYS have to hear some stupid guy make that cat noise pretty much every time we get into some kind of argument. So, I hereby begin the promotion of the "ding-dong" noise for men.
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The medieval battle is not bad.
 
cunningham

cunningham

I'm thinking about writing an original screenplay based on events I've actually experienced, or, alternately, events I've dreamed up myself (some call it "fiction," I believe), then trying to get it made into an original movie, which will represent my own artistic view/vision of the world around me and my experience of the human condition. I know, cliche; even so, it seems like other people have done this, I am almost positive, but I need the advice of strangers in an internet forum before I proceed with my own life and dreams, etc.

is this a good idea or should I just glom onto existing efforts by established artists with actual talent and hope my name gets swept up in their already profitable works? please advise, mjp. I am careful to "focus group" my life, just in case I am on the wrong track.

also, I am not an asshole. I do not own a cigar, but have a friend who will lend me the money for one, if you think I need one.
 
Ponder

Ponder

"So fuck Doubleday Doran"
RIP
cunningham said:
is this a good idea or should I just glom onto existing efforts by established artists with actual talent and hope my name gets swept up in their already profitable works? please advise, mjp. I am careful to "focus group" my life, just in case I am on the wrong track.
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mjp is not home at the moment so i'll tell you what mjp would have told you.

Fuck you, Cuntingham.
 
cunningham

cunningham

I am shocked by my treatment here at this "fan site."

bukowski would hate this place and you people and your hopes and dreams and also your language and attitude and probably a bunch of other stuff.

I have feelings too, sir. please do not trod on them with your peasant vulgarities.
 
Gin Soaked Boy

Gin Soaked Boy

Cunningham: The World Wide Web is not Hog Farm gone global. Its users are nasty, evil creatures. May be a rude awakening but I figure the sooner you know the better.
 
cunningham

cunningham

why, I don't even like the taste of wavy gravy...not even on biscuits...

but thanks for the heads up. I'll be more wary of "chat rooms" and their cliques of bastards, ruffians and shitheeled knob lickers...not that anyone here would qualify.

you folks are great. seriously.

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mjp

mjp

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cunningham said:
I'm thinking about writing an original screenplay based on events I've actually experienced, or, alternately, events I've dreamed up myself (some call it "fiction," I believe)...
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You'll never make it in Hollywood with your original ideas. No one wants to see that communist shit. You know what they do to commies in Hollywood, right? Well, they don't get to work on Lethal Weapon IX: It's Killing Time, or Spiderman 15: Web Of Deceit, I can tell you that much.
 
bospress.net

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As hollywood has run out of books to get their ideas from and have exhausted the endless sequels, I await the days of the blender or hybrid movies. I'm waiting for the day that they release a movie that is Pulp Fiction meets Full House. They already started it in book form with Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. Hollywood can not let a good idea get away. Hell, they can't even let a bad idea get away.

Speaking of that, it seems that many screenwriters in hollywood are now screenwriting teams (usually two young men.) Is this copying the idea that it worked for Matt Damon & Ben Affleck, so why not recreate the magic by copying the magic?
 
Rick Kisonak

Rick Kisonak

I see this conversation took place a while back but it's sort of moot, isn't it, since the rights to Women have long been owned by Paul Verhoeven?
 
Skygazer

Skygazer

And in the end...
"Finally!" gasped the as yet un-named director, "we have a couple of working titles, Pussy Galore! or The Loneliness of the Long Distance Writer, but it's still up for discussion.All I can tell you at this stage is, it will be an intelligent, searing insight into the psyche of the male writer as he sits in his lonely lair making things up and typing them.All the while besieged by countless, demented women, bent on his undoing.It's going to be a smash. I cannot at this stage confirm Arnold Schwarzenegger as lead role".
 
Skygazer

Skygazer

And in the end...
News just in...Fluffy Rae, Leading Lady Live in Lover of the director tipped to play the lead role, wailed yesterday from her penthouse pad, "I just ain't doin it, I am a serious actress, Bunnykins has me freezin my ass off in that getup".

"Look it's integral to the film, her state of deshabille, in keeping with the burn your bra zeitgeist of the time. I am trying to make a serious art movie here and I do not want to alienate the women folk", retorted the tortured director from his analyst's office.
 
roni

roni

Damn!
can't find the movie-poster for 'Women' that I once posted in this joint. This would've been the moment to link to it (again).
 
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