Shits and Giggles

[d gray]

just read an article on him in harpers and youtube'd him. this is the first thing i watched. pretty funny shit...

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[hoochmonkey9]

I've seen a few of his things, he's pretty funny.

 

[Bruno Dante]

Yeah, I like Doug Stanhope a lot. This always makes me laugh:
“ ‘Jesus died for your sins.’ How does one affect the other? I fucking hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage. I don’t get it. And if there is a correlation, why would you do that? Why would you die for someone's sins? Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers. Your sins are what make you fantastic. You should wear your sins on your sleeve.”

 

[mjp]

 

[zobraks]

Let me guess: that plate stands above some (public) sink.

 

[Skygazer]

:D

 

[Pogue Mahone]

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?"

"Pick him up and suck his dick. "

 

[Skygazer]

Getting the giggles, just when you think you are being cool:

 

[Pogue Mahone]

"My girlfriend called me a pedopyle this morning."

"I told her that's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old "

 

[d gray]

https://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

http://www.tshirthell.com/forms/the-bowels

https://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml

 

[Skygazer]

aaaarrrrghhh! Some very lucky people!:oo
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[Bruno Dante]

Yikes

 

[jordan]

more shits than giggles, but check out this info sign in san francisco...

 

[Ponder]

The MOBO awards - Amy Wilds:


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[zobraks]

Now I've seen just about everything.

 

[Black Swan]

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[Johannes]

What. the. fuck?

 

[Bukfan]

Too funny! :D

 

[mjp]

 

[Johannes]

Pennywise drummer Byron McMackin burning some calories.

 

[mjp]

Someone hacked an LADOT sign last night:

It's at W. 4th and S. Hope St. if anyone wants to see if it's still up.

 

[Johannes]

 

[Johannes]

I want this to be performed at my funeral.

 

[mjp]

From the Amazon "Bukowski forum," a guy recommending movies about Bukowski:

"Barfly is a lot of fun, though Buk had his complaints about it, and he didn't appear to care for Factotum at all."

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Do they sell drool buckets on amazon?

 

[mjp]

Smell like an old book, for only $80 an ounce.

 

[Bukfan]

Too funny! Who knows, maybe it's a great way to attract book lovers of the opposite sex. :p

 

[mjp]

The new Air France safety video.

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[mjp]

Are 842 links on the first page of your site too many?

Nah. He's got room for more.


Bonus track: What heaven looks like.

 

[bospress.net]

Even Jesus hates him for this...