Shits and Giggles

[Skygazer]

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[the only good poet]

It's not funny.

 

[Skygazer]

Slytherin are in again - no surprise given Labour's cunning new plan to be third rate Tories.
After seeing that, I really need this;

or even better

 

[mjp]

 

[d gray]

if you can't get through the whole thing jump to 6:25...

 

[mjp]

Well that's the beauty of drinking, isn't it. No matter how drunk you are, another drink always seems like a good idea.

 

[Johannes]

Wtf? What happened here?

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/cicada-solving-the-webs-deepest-mystery-20150115

 

[skiroomalum]

http://variety.com/2015/biz/news/disney-performer-dead-shot-fireworks-off-head-1201534404/

 

[zobraks]

Man... Died Shooting Fireworks Off Head

The instant I read this I remembered something:

Friday, the paper said. well, Friday seemed as good a day as any. then I saw the headline. MILTON BERLE'S COUSIN HIT ON HEAD BY FALLING ROCK.
now how the hell are you going to kill yourself when they write headlines like that?

 

[Skygazer]

A few weeks ago my friend at work asked me to guess who was running for President next year, so I said - John Travolta. Turned out to be Donald Trump. I thought that Lindsey Graham was bad enough; he has this horrible I speak softly, but I'm a psycho underneath air about him, reminds me of Jimmy Carter (but without any of that man's decency) and a voice like the Hooded Claw.

Watched Trump's acceptance speech today, had to watch the whole thing, it was a nightmare! not smart enough to hide his warmongering megolamania, it was the most spectacularly bad/funny political speech in history. Looks wise, put him in a blue dress and it's Thatcher. I know he isn't really a serious candidate, American politics; at least it's interesting.
I loved the Democratic Party's response, it was great:D:
“Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward [to] hearing more about his ideas for the nation.”

 

[bospress.net]

 

[pig ear press]

what came before the horrifically brilliant Brass Eye...

 

[mjp]

 

[Johannes]

 

[Johannes]

 

[mjp]

On July 18, 1992 - 23 years ago today - the first photographic image in the history of the web was uploaded and posted by “the father of the web,” Tim Berners-Lee, on behalf of a comedy doo-wop singing group formed at CERN, “Les Horribles Cernettes.”

Photographer Silvano de Cennaro used a Canon EOS 650 and Photoshop 1.0 on his Mac to remove the background.

 

[mjp]

 

[mjp]

 

[Skygazer]

:D

 

[mjp]

Courtesy of the BOSP Twitter feed:

 

[hoochmonkey9]

Linda seems to really enjoy her job.

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Breasts much too big? Minimizer? I'm so confused. o_0o

 

[PhillyDave]

It doesn't push you together. It spreads you out!

 

[Bukfan]

I wish I could have been a male bra seller having my own bra shop. It would be the next best thing to being a gynocologist. :p

 

[Pogue Mahone]

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[d gray]

Linda seems to really enjoy her job.

she's not the only one...8-))

 

[Andreas]

I wish I could have been a male bra seller having my own bra shop. It would be the next best thing to being a gynocologist.

No, no, Bukfan, being a bra seller is by far preferable. Imagine all those ladies coming to you with their problems. They are desperate and they need your assistance, and like a doctor you offer to make house visits in particularly serious (big) cases...

 

[Johannes]

Whatever that was about, it's funny.

:D

 

[mjp]

That's from Rotten TV, a thing he did for VH1 a hundred years ago. It was a great concept, but I think only 3 or 4 episodes aired. He seems to be talking about people who refused to appear on the show.

 

[Black Swan]

Breasts much too big? Minimizer? I'm so confused. o_0o

minimizing bras are the new black! :)